From penis turrets to the creepy brides: These are some of the best wedding cake disasters of all time

From penis turrets to the creepy brides: These are some of the best wedding cake disasters of all time

CUTTING the wedding cake is a highly-anticipated part of a wedding for many guests.

But spare a thought for these newlyweds who have had to deal with the embarrassment of these baking disasters.

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This rather phallic-looking cake looks like it is about to tip over[/caption]

Some of the cakes have clearly been themed on the bride and groom, like the couple who are firing guns at each other.

Meanwhile others are just downright creepy, like the life-sized bride in a full wedding dress.

And imagine the shock of the guests who saw the camouflaged-coloured cake that looks like it’s gone mouldy.

Here are some of the most worst wedding cakes to have made it to the top table on the big day…

Dolly gosh

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There’s nothing creepy about this life-size cake that resembles the bride[/caption]

Dark beginnings

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Black may not be your traditional wedding colour, but at least they’ve tried to decorate it with silver balls[/caption]

Falling in love?

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The pink and white delight may topple over during the ceremony[/caption]


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A bride was clearly going for a fairytale look for her cake, but ended up with a very childish creation[/caption]

Gone off the idea?

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This camouflaged-coloured cake looks like it has gone mouldy[/caption]

Aisle be damned

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Instead of being romantic, this cake looks extremely disturbing[/caption]


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This Cinderella-themed cake looks like the princess is horrified[/caption]

Write move?

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Perhaps the cake-maker should check their spelling before committing to the decoration[/caption]

Say yes to the mess

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The bride and groom were clearly going for a nature theme, but it ended up looking like it was done by a kid[/caption]

Bride and gloom

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This comical cake may have missed the mark when it came to the theme of love[/caption]

Child’s play

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Cupcakes can be a nice idea, but these looked extremely budget[/caption]

Totting up

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Nothing screams romance than your wailing child next to you on your bed[/caption]

Grave words

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This black cake had rather a dark theme for a wedding[/caption]

Could have foiled us

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You might want to remove the kitchen foil before serving your dream cake[/caption]

Feeling blue

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They say you should have something blue at your wedding, but perhaps this cake should have been the exception[/caption]

Meanwhile, we shared royal wedding cakes through the ages, from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s lemon and elderflower sponge to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s eight-tier fruitcake.

And this is the disturbing reason why newlyweds cut their wedding cake in front of their guests.



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